i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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