No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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