I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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