they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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