Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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