Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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