I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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