the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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