Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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