I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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