"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We left an ass print on the piano.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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