I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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