It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
They are going to name an STD after you.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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