nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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