You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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