Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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