Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
