Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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