i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Shame - the story of my life.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
