i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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