Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Randomize
