You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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