She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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