: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
