is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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