I cockslap morals
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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