we have officially lost it.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
