She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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