you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm sobbing to NWA
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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