Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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