After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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