I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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