Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I think a kid would responsible me up
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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