South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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