If that was your dad, he is hot
It's Friday. Sex?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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