ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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