he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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