Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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