Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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