Nicole vs. Life
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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