How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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