at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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