Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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