"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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