I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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