omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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