Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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