but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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