On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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