It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Randomize
