Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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