Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Hippo gnu deer
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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