I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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