but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Is it because I queefed?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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