do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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