I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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