Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You can't special order awesome
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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