You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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