I want to make a zoo with you.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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