i will never coherently bang her
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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