It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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