bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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